Wednesday, December 23, 2009
B.I.N.O.A.s at large!
still aint nuthin change....the clubs are still the clubs...its more B.I.N.O.A.s than before, oh yeah, B.I.N.O.A.-Bitch/Broad In Need Of Attention....this the chick in the club, who is xtra sexy, xtra slutty, actin xtra stupid, doin any thing to get that xtra drink, that xtra picture, that EXTRA ATTENTION!!!!! whether wanted or UNwanted..Theres one in EVERY CLUB...The internet is a good spot to find dem, any party site will showcase em...sum of you may think KNOW a B.I.N.O.A. if u do, let em know, we here at the Grimey Gospel, got their card...and tell em, DONT FEEL BAD...alot of B.I.N.O.A.s actually LOOK DAMN GOOD, in a take it home & beat it kinda way...LOL
its been a loooong time
WOW...ITS BEEN A LOOOONG TIME, I HAD TO CRACK THIS THING OPEN AND BLOW OFF THE DUST...SORRY BABY, I GOT SO CAUGHT UP WIT SOCIAL NETWORKING, THAT I ALMOST FORGOT BOUT U...I WAS JUST F$*CKIN DEM GURLS I WAS GONNA GET RIGHT BACK....
ANY WAY, IM BACK!!!!!!! DADDY'S HOME!!!! AND NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED I SEE!
ANY WAY, IM BACK!!!!!!! DADDY'S HOME!!!! AND NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED I SEE!
Saturday, April 4, 2009
JUST A THOUGHT....WHY STOP THERE?
....AND SINCE WE HAVE RAPPERS AKA NON-ATHLETES GETTING SNEAKER DEALS, WHY STOP THERE? WHY CANT WE DESIGN A SNEAKER, FOR THE AVERAGE JOE? YEAH, THERES NIKE ID, THE THING WHERE YOU DESIGN A SNEAKER LIKE AN AIR MAX, OR A DUNK AND PUT YOUR OWN COLORS ON IT..THEN YOU PICK IT UP, WEAR IT, AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS GO...."OOOOHHHHH AHHHHH, THOSE ARE HOTT!"
THATS COOL, BUT WHY NOT, DESIGN A SNEKAER....EVERYTHING FROM THE SOLE TO THE LACES? FROM THE TONGUE TO THE INSIDE CUSHION? GIVE IT A REGULAR NAME...LIKE AIR HARD WORKING MAN, OR THE AIR I'M TOO FLY OR THE AIR I PAY TOO MUCH CHILD SUPPORT I HAD TO MAKE MY OWN SHOE....MAYBE FOR WOMEN, THE AIR I GOT A FAT BOOTY (WHICH, BY THE WAY WILL BE A PLAIN SNEAKER , CUZ DUDES PROBABLY WON'T LOOK AT YOUR KICKS IF YOU GOT A MEGA FATTY...SORRY LADIES)
JUST SOME IDEAS. I MEAN, WE GOT TIRED OF WEARING DESIGNERS WHO DIDNT REALLY WANT US WEARING THERI STUFF, SO WE MADE OUR OWN CLOTHES...WHY NOT MAKE OUR OWN SNEAKERS???
JUST A THOUGHT
THATS COOL, BUT WHY NOT, DESIGN A SNEKAER....EVERYTHING FROM THE SOLE TO THE LACES? FROM THE TONGUE TO THE INSIDE CUSHION? GIVE IT A REGULAR NAME...LIKE AIR HARD WORKING MAN, OR THE AIR I'M TOO FLY OR THE AIR I PAY TOO MUCH CHILD SUPPORT I HAD TO MAKE MY OWN SHOE....MAYBE FOR WOMEN, THE AIR I GOT A FAT BOOTY (WHICH, BY THE WAY WILL BE A PLAIN SNEAKER , CUZ DUDES PROBABLY WON'T LOOK AT YOUR KICKS IF YOU GOT A MEGA FATTY...SORRY LADIES)
JUST SOME IDEAS. I MEAN, WE GOT TIRED OF WEARING DESIGNERS WHO DIDNT REALLY WANT US WEARING THERI STUFF, SO WE MADE OUR OWN CLOTHES...WHY NOT MAKE OUR OWN SNEAKERS???
JUST A THOUGHT
YEEZY DID IT
I knew every since RUN DMC got their Adidas sneaker deal, that wouldn't be the LAST we saw hip hoppers doing sneakers. And wut do u know, since then, many others did the damn thing!!! Jay-Z, 50 Cent, the list goes on.....
But my boy Kanye, aka Kan Yeezy, smashed the footwear scene as well...not only did he design an expensive sneaker for LOUIS VUITTON...he designed a sneaker for nike...a combo of Back to the Future meets air revolutions, merged with Air jordan (number 3) and he came up with...THE AIR YEEZY...I'm not gonna front. I Like the shoe. And if it wasn't for that $215 price tag, i'd probably cop a pair. Theres different colorways, which nike will release at different times, like April May and June....theres even a pair with a glow in the dark sole!!!!
Yeezy definately smashed it up...
SUMTHINS DIFFERENT
TAKE THESE PICS AND PUT EM SIDE BY SIDE....THERE IS A NOTICEABLE DIFFERENCE WITH THE NEW FACE OF PAM ANDERSON...CAN'T REALLY PUT MY FINGER ON IT..BUT SHE LOOKS A LIL YOUNGER? (I THINK) WHAT DID SHE DO? IS IT BOTOX? DID SHE TAKE OUT HER CHEEKS? DID SHE REMOVE THE COLLAGEN FROM HER LIPS? WUTEVER SHE DID, I CANT SAY ITS A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER...THE OLD PIC LOOKED LIKE OLDER PORN/PLAYBOY/ROCK OF LOVE/ROCK STAR LOVIN'/ CLEANED UP TRAILER TRASH/EXOTIC WHITE FREAK. NOW SHE JUST LOOK LIKE WHITE FREAK WIT TIG OLE BITTIES!!! WUTEVE SHE DID, SHE DIDNT TOUCH BELOW THE NECK, AND FOR THAT, SOME PPL ARE THANKFUL.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
THE BLAME IT REVIEW
I WATCH ALOT OF VIDEOS...I LIKE VIDEOS...
MY FAVORITE right now is the Jamie Foxx joint wit T-pain "Blame it" Its your typical party clip...dancing girls, name brand liquor, jewelry and shades...Yes...sunglasses in the club. A MUST nowadays. Its an all star cast, Bill Bellamy, Cedrick the entertainer, Quincy Jones, Jermaine Dupri...but Jamie flexes his real celeb status by getting whos- who in movies to show up, like Jake Gyllenhall, Samuel L Jackson and Ron Howard aka Opie aka Richie Cunningham...Wow Jamie, you doin the thing...it was a GOOD LOOK..even though Jake was trying to look 'cool' he still ended up lookin corny. Sam Jack was too cool, just sitting, puffing his cigarette (it was a cigarette, right Sam?) but the main event was Ron Howard sitting, chilling (w/o his trusty bald man cap) Looking like, "I can't believe I'm in a HIP HOP VIDEO...I SURE WISH FONZI WAS HERE."
OVERALL, ITS A NICE VIDEO...AND REALLY, DON'T WE ALL WISH OUR PARTIES CAN BE LIKE THIS?
MY FAVORITE right now is the Jamie Foxx joint wit T-pain "Blame it" Its your typical party clip...dancing girls, name brand liquor, jewelry and shades...Yes...sunglasses in the club. A MUST nowadays. Its an all star cast, Bill Bellamy, Cedrick the entertainer, Quincy Jones, Jermaine Dupri...but Jamie flexes his real celeb status by getting whos- who in movies to show up, like Jake Gyllenhall, Samuel L Jackson and Ron Howard aka Opie aka Richie Cunningham...Wow Jamie, you doin the thing...it was a GOOD LOOK..even though Jake was trying to look 'cool' he still ended up lookin corny. Sam Jack was too cool, just sitting, puffing his cigarette (it was a cigarette, right Sam?) but the main event was Ron Howard sitting, chilling (w/o his trusty bald man cap) Looking like, "I can't believe I'm in a HIP HOP VIDEO...I SURE WISH FONZI WAS HERE."
OVERALL, ITS A NICE VIDEO...AND REALLY, DON'T WE ALL WISH OUR PARTIES CAN BE LIKE THIS?
CELEBRITY RULES
Wut up People?
LOOOOOONG TIME NO BLOG...YEAH, I COULD TALK BOUT RICK ROSS BABY MAMA IN A SEX TAPE, I COULD TALK BOUT CHRIS BROWN N RIHANNA, I OULD TALK BOUT THE ECONOMIC CRISIS, BUT I THINK ALL THE BLOGS COVERED THESE TOPICS...
LIKE I SAID, ITS BEEN A LOOOONG TIME...THINGS HAVE BEEN GOIN ON.
Wuts going on, is T.I. going to prison really really soon. Yeah, he owned up to the crime, and now he has to do the time. From day one, WE ALL KNEW, that one of his peeps ratted him out...his bodyguard I think. DAMN!!!! Its a bad situation when u cant trust the muh fuckas in ur Team!!!! it happened to T.I. it happened to R Kelly it happened to Michael Vick, Hell, it happened to Michael Phelps.
Celebrities are people too. They were once 'normal' people with normal lives and normal friends. So when they get a lil fame, and try to bring their people in with em, its a REAL KICK IN THE TEETH when u gotta find out ur boy, (supposedly) sold u out to the feds, ratted u out to get himself a better deal, sold a photo or a tape of u doing sum NOT- SO -GOOD stuff ,to the media...its sickening, its sad...its crazy, because when a regular guy blows up, and leaves his hood homies, In the Hood...hes labeled as a sell out, an outcast...HE CAN NEVER COME TO THE HOOD AGAIN....
My advice to celeb cat....LEAVE THEM UNTRUSTWORTHY NUCCAS IN THE HOOD...THEY NOT READY FOR CELEBRITY STATUS...EVERYBODY NOT LIKE THAT SHOW 'ENTOURAGE' DON'T MAKE 'THOSE' TAPES, DON'T TAKE CRAZY PICTURES, AND MAKE SURE YOU ACCREW ENOUGH MONEY AND CELEBRITY STATUS SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE HOOD AGAIN.... Oh yeah, buy just one or two hammers...DON'T BUY A WHOLE ARSENAL...And leave back-Alley deals alone...Stay clean, get a gun PERMIT, AND JOHNNY LAW WON'T FUCK WIT U...Easy...that all, its NOT HARD!!! I THINK by following these simple instructions, we won't have to worry bout celeb cat in the paper for doing BAD SHIT!!!
LOOOOOONG TIME NO BLOG...YEAH, I COULD TALK BOUT RICK ROSS BABY MAMA IN A SEX TAPE, I COULD TALK BOUT CHRIS BROWN N RIHANNA, I OULD TALK BOUT THE ECONOMIC CRISIS, BUT I THINK ALL THE BLOGS COVERED THESE TOPICS...
LIKE I SAID, ITS BEEN A LOOOONG TIME...THINGS HAVE BEEN GOIN ON.
Wuts going on, is T.I. going to prison really really soon. Yeah, he owned up to the crime, and now he has to do the time. From day one, WE ALL KNEW, that one of his peeps ratted him out...his bodyguard I think. DAMN!!!! Its a bad situation when u cant trust the muh fuckas in ur Team!!!! it happened to T.I. it happened to R Kelly it happened to Michael Vick, Hell, it happened to Michael Phelps.
Celebrities are people too. They were once 'normal' people with normal lives and normal friends. So when they get a lil fame, and try to bring their people in with em, its a REAL KICK IN THE TEETH when u gotta find out ur boy, (supposedly) sold u out to the feds, ratted u out to get himself a better deal, sold a photo or a tape of u doing sum NOT- SO -GOOD stuff ,to the media...its sickening, its sad...its crazy, because when a regular guy blows up, and leaves his hood homies, In the Hood...hes labeled as a sell out, an outcast...HE CAN NEVER COME TO THE HOOD AGAIN....
My advice to celeb cat....LEAVE THEM UNTRUSTWORTHY NUCCAS IN THE HOOD...THEY NOT READY FOR CELEBRITY STATUS...EVERYBODY NOT LIKE THAT SHOW 'ENTOURAGE' DON'T MAKE 'THOSE' TAPES, DON'T TAKE CRAZY PICTURES, AND MAKE SURE YOU ACCREW ENOUGH MONEY AND CELEBRITY STATUS SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE HOOD AGAIN.... Oh yeah, buy just one or two hammers...DON'T BUY A WHOLE ARSENAL...And leave back-Alley deals alone...Stay clean, get a gun PERMIT, AND JOHNNY LAW WON'T FUCK WIT U...Easy...that all, its NOT HARD!!! I THINK by following these simple instructions, we won't have to worry bout celeb cat in the paper for doing BAD SHIT!!!
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
DAMN RICKY!!!
See,
Rap Beef is somehow, 'healthy' for the industry. However, you have sum ppl that take it too far. Rick Ross said sumthin bout 50's baby mutha in one of his records...and 50 replies back with a diss record...AND, FIF goes the extra length and gets up with the mother of Rick Ross son. Chick all on THISIS50.COM talking bout how Rick not doin the daddy thing, how Rick not payin child support, Rick jewelry being rented, Rick cars are leased, and she confirms Ricky's career in Law enforcement. DAMN RICK!!!! THIS IS WHO YOU HAVE A KID WITH?? A CHICK THATS GONNA RIDE AGAINST YOU SOON AS THAT CHILD SUPPORT CHECK LATE? and Fif already know about rick's daughter moms...turns out, she's an escort. When fif get a hold of her, wonder what he gon do. Wonder if she gonna Trash Rick name, for a lil publicity, and sum 50 cent attention. RULE #1-TAKE CARE OF UR KIDS RULE #2-BE CAREFUL WHO U FUCK, CUZ SHE CAN BE A POTENTIAL BABY MUTHA...and once y'all not friends no mo...WATCH OUT!!!!
Even worse...50 takes the chick SHOPPING!!!! FUCKING TRICKIN ON THE BIRD, BUYING HER GUCCI AND FURS AND SHIT!!!!ok, she got Rick Ross kid...But her Dumb ass don't know she just a Pawn in Fif's strategic chess game!!! DAMN RICK, DAMN RICK BABY MOMS DAMN FIF...
But did u have to call out his mother 50? sayin she look like the 'Klumps'???? DAT WAS A LIL LOW FIF...
Rap Beef is somehow, 'healthy' for the industry. However, you have sum ppl that take it too far. Rick Ross said sumthin bout 50's baby mutha in one of his records...and 50 replies back with a diss record...AND, FIF goes the extra length and gets up with the mother of Rick Ross son. Chick all on THISIS50.COM talking bout how Rick not doin the daddy thing, how Rick not payin child support, Rick jewelry being rented, Rick cars are leased, and she confirms Ricky's career in Law enforcement. DAMN RICK!!!! THIS IS WHO YOU HAVE A KID WITH?? A CHICK THATS GONNA RIDE AGAINST YOU SOON AS THAT CHILD SUPPORT CHECK LATE? and Fif already know about rick's daughter moms...turns out, she's an escort. When fif get a hold of her, wonder what he gon do. Wonder if she gonna Trash Rick name, for a lil publicity, and sum 50 cent attention. RULE #1-TAKE CARE OF UR KIDS RULE #2-BE CAREFUL WHO U FUCK, CUZ SHE CAN BE A POTENTIAL BABY MUTHA...and once y'all not friends no mo...WATCH OUT!!!!
Even worse...50 takes the chick SHOPPING!!!! FUCKING TRICKIN ON THE BIRD, BUYING HER GUCCI AND FURS AND SHIT!!!!ok, she got Rick Ross kid...But her Dumb ass don't know she just a Pawn in Fif's strategic chess game!!! DAMN RICK, DAMN RICK BABY MOMS DAMN FIF...
But did u have to call out his mother 50? sayin she look like the 'Klumps'???? DAT WAS A LIL LOW FIF...
Saturday, January 24, 2009
R. I. P. B. I. G.
GOOD MORNING EVERY ONE...AND LETS JUST SAY....BROOKLYN STAND UP!!!!! WE DID IT BROOKLYN. WE DID IT!!! THE NOTORIOUS MOVIE DID SUM MAJOR NUMBERS IN THE BOX OFFICE. AND ON TOP OF THAT, IT WAS A GREAT MOVIE. IT GOT A LIL TOUCHING TOWARDS THE END, AND IT WAS JUST SAD...SAD THAT THIS WHOLE EAST COAST WEST COAST MEDIA FUELED 'BEEF' COULDNT BE SQUASHED. WE HAD TO LOSE ONE OF BROOKLYN'S FINEST.
I JUST WANNA SAY REST IN PEACE B.I.G. AND TO ALL THE RAPPERS WHO'VE HAD SUM GOOD SUCCESS OVER THE LAST 10-12 YEARS...YOU DO KNOW IF B.I.G. WAS STILL ALIVE, Y'ALL WOULDNT BE EATIN?
R I P TO THE GREATEST THAT EVER DONE IT!
Sunday, January 11, 2009
STYLIST NEEDED!!!!
Sooooooo....
Thing is, Foxy is a pretty girl, and her being chocolate and havin a NICE RACK is a PLUS!!! However, she been rockin this Weave for a looooong time. she even did her bid with that weave. W T F ? where is her stylist? every girl, whether rapper, or hooker, or hoodrat, or lawyer, or home health aide- has THAT ONE HOMEGIRL THAT DOES SOME KIND OF HAIR... a gay homeboy or SUMTHIN!!! I mean, a bang, a pony tail wit twists, mayb cut it alil and put sum high lights a la Keri Hilson...
I think she still tryin to cover up that hearing aide...ok, so wut? we ALL KNOW YOU CAN BARELY HEAR!!!! (youtube the clip of the judge yellin at her!) Ma, get back out there, make bomb ass music, cuz BK need that hard rapstress right now... I mean really, you think anybody noticing some hearing aide when you got a Rack like yours and you wear stuff like this???
REALLY?
HAIR GIRLS....HOLLA AT FOX BOOGIE BROWN
HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!
HAPPY NEEEEEW YEAAAAR!!!!!!
WUT UP MY PEOPLE!!!1 HOW WAS UR NEW YEARS? IM SOOOO GLAD I MADE IT ANOTHER YEAR SAFE N SOUND. AND IM SO GLAD EVERYBODY WENT OUT AND CELEBRATED THE 2009 PEACEFULLY WITH NO PROBLEM. WHILE YOU GUYS WERE OUT PARTYING AND POPPIN CHAMPAGNE...I HAD TO WORK!!! YEP... ALWAYS TRYIN TO GET THAT GUAP. BUT I'LL BE ALRIGHT. SO EVEN THO I DIDN'Y GET TO ANY POPPIN PARTIES, I GOT TO SEE A COUPLE OF NICE PARTY PICTURES. IT LOOKS LIKE U GUYS HAD FUN.....Y'ALL LUCKY BASTARDS!!!
WUT UP MY PEOPLE!!!1 HOW WAS UR NEW YEARS? IM SOOOO GLAD I MADE IT ANOTHER YEAR SAFE N SOUND. AND IM SO GLAD EVERYBODY WENT OUT AND CELEBRATED THE 2009 PEACEFULLY WITH NO PROBLEM. WHILE YOU GUYS WERE OUT PARTYING AND POPPIN CHAMPAGNE...I HAD TO WORK!!! YEP... ALWAYS TRYIN TO GET THAT GUAP. BUT I'LL BE ALRIGHT. SO EVEN THO I DIDN'Y GET TO ANY POPPIN PARTIES, I GOT TO SEE A COUPLE OF NICE PARTY PICTURES. IT LOOKS LIKE U GUYS HAD FUN.....Y'ALL LUCKY BASTARDS!!!
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