WELL WELL WELL
As Y'all all know, Fall is upon us...That means, all the fun stuff we love about Summer, has to come to an end. Now, you might miss the beach, the bikinis, the barbeques, the block parties, the park days, the bike riding...but most of that stuff can still go down. You can always barbeque, any time of the year....and as far as seeing the bangin bodies in bikinis, on the beach....u might have to 'change the forecast'...ie- get on a plane and go somewhere Warm....You might not find a block party though, however, there are no limitations on bike riding...its an all season thing...
Friday, September 21, 2012
Monday, September 17, 2012
MODEL OR SKRIPPER?
I've read it a few times, and even heard chicks say it ..."I'm a model" and Its bugged, because they're not size 2 (skin & bones) posing, modeling the latest fashion in an upscale fashion magazine...no, they are mega thick, with curves for days, wearing a bikini, or close to nothing...in a men's magazine, or a hip hop magazine. Because of their looks, they get offered to appear in countless hip hop videos, party venues, and some even visit the strip club circuit. Thing is, some come from The Strip Club!!! and some Never leave the Strip club....no matter how many mags they appeared in. Some chicks, slide up & down the pole for 5 nights out the week, and do a photoshoot once or twice, and they even Brand themselves with the title 'model'...wow, sounds better than 'Stripper' and even has more class than 'Exotic Dancer' Either way, a beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, and if the $$$$ is right, GO HEAD WIT YOSELF!!!! GET UR BREAD... But KNOW THE DIFFERENCE...
MODEL- chick having a large rear end or very large breasts (surgery or natural) that poses in urban glamor magazines such as KING, SMOOTH MEN, URBAN INK, ASIS, XXL EYE CANDY or F.E.D.S. and sports spandex, bikinis, or nothing at all, in Rap Music Videos, in hopes of becoming a 'real' actress or meeting a rich rapper that will allow her to stop working. [usually regular chicks, sometimes strips to supplement income]
STRIPPER-SAME AS THE ABOVE, just strippers work in strip clubs most of the time.
Friday, September 14, 2012
ALL I DO IS WIN (got me a Model)
I WANNA TAKE THIS TIME TO SALUTE THE DUDE JOE (JUMP OFF) BUDDEN!!!!
Alot of people have this mindset, that you have to be a super attractive, super rich, super charismatic guy to pull a bad chick...and that is FAAARRR from the Truth. My man Joe Budden seems to be doin a damn good job!!! from 1 model/video vixen to another...Not bad for a non-rich rapper...I wouldn't go as far as to say Broke, but lets be real, he aint no Jiggaman. However, he is gettin chicks that were in Jigga man's videos...LOL.
And thanks to the help of the super matrix aka the INTERNET, we all get to see and hear the trials and tribulations he has endured with these women...from having a vlog site showcasing him and Tahiry's (Tahiry Jose) romance, to a vicious diss record aimed at Esther (Esther Baxter) for creepin w/ an athlete WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT WIT Joe's seed!!! to showcasin his new main squeeze Kaylin (Kaylin Garcia) in his latest video.
Lets not forget the other joints he's been linked to....Gloria Velez and Somaya Reece.....All beautiful women. My man stays consistent. I HAVE to give it up to da brother....
It just raises the question, do you really have to be super rich to bag a model?
or are models regular chicks who date broke rappers until they find that mr (money) right.?
GLOSSARY:
MODEL- chick having a large rear end or very large breasts (surgery or natural) that poses in urban glamor magazines such as KING, SMOOTH MEN, URBAN INK, ASIS, XXL EYE CANDY or F.E.D.S. and sports spandex, bikinis, or nothing at all, in Rap Music Videos, in hopes of becoming a 'real' actress or meeting a rich rapper that will allow her to stop working. [usually regular chicks, sometimes strips to supplement income]
Alot of people have this mindset, that you have to be a super attractive, super rich, super charismatic guy to pull a bad chick...and that is FAAARRR from the Truth. My man Joe Budden seems to be doin a damn good job!!! from 1 model/video vixen to another...Not bad for a non-rich rapper...I wouldn't go as far as to say Broke, but lets be real, he aint no Jiggaman. However, he is gettin chicks that were in Jigga man's videos...LOL.
And thanks to the help of the super matrix aka the INTERNET, we all get to see and hear the trials and tribulations he has endured with these women...from having a vlog site showcasing him and Tahiry's (Tahiry Jose) romance, to a vicious diss record aimed at Esther (Esther Baxter) for creepin w/ an athlete WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT WIT Joe's seed!!! to showcasin his new main squeeze Kaylin (Kaylin Garcia) in his latest video.
Lets not forget the other joints he's been linked to....Gloria Velez and Somaya Reece.....All beautiful women. My man stays consistent. I HAVE to give it up to da brother....
It just raises the question, do you really have to be super rich to bag a model?
or are models regular chicks who date broke rappers until they find that mr (money) right.?
GLOSSARY:
MODEL- chick having a large rear end or very large breasts (surgery or natural) that poses in urban glamor magazines such as KING, SMOOTH MEN, URBAN INK, ASIS, XXL EYE CANDY or F.E.D.S. and sports spandex, bikinis, or nothing at all, in Rap Music Videos, in hopes of becoming a 'real' actress or meeting a rich rapper that will allow her to stop working. [usually regular chicks, sometimes strips to supplement income]
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